Highly realistic dog head masks are a little too highly realistic

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“Sure to stand out at the next party,” promises BigMouth Inc.’s advertising copy. “Fits most adult heads.” Say hi to Patty The Poodle and her “remarkably detailed” faux fur and skin.cc
“Clean with soap and water,” the product description helpfully adds.
And here’s Buck the German Shepherd, so popular that orders are backed up for a week.ccc cccc

Barry the Boxer (right) is, to my eye, not so well-designed, but the Black Labrador Retriever above from Kennel Klub has the look and the most enthusiastic marketing blurb, too.cccccc

Ever wanted to know what’s running through your dogs mind? Ever wanted to be a dog for a day? Well here is your chance!! Slip on this mask and for the first time ever you will think like a dog…or at least look like one. Freak out a friend, chase a cat, sniff a behind, whatever your heart desires. Made exclusively for Off the Wall Toys. Bagged with illustrated Off the Wall Toys tag. To ensure it’s the real deal please look for the Off the Wall Toys label.

Finally, here’s Paddy the Pitbull, ready to terrify the good tabloid-reading denizens of middle America and England.ccccc

(Via: Boing Boing)

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